Defunct porn site, classic porno

This ad, from a 2000 porn mag, I guess now qualifies as "classic". The website is no more, but I admire their use of imagery: It's from the classic Titan porn film "Eruption" (one of my all time favorites). Now it seems like nothing out of the ordinary, but 10 years ago I was not used to high class porn with good production values and hot men (the classiness can be noted from the line of spittle hanging out of Eduardo's mouth onto Dean Coulter's cock). Dean has a great cum shot if you want to check it out.

Porno Photoshopping

There a porn blog called "The Man of the Evening" that recently linked to me. I view it as quite a complement, because I'd been thinking about writing about this guy already. His M.O. is that he photoshops porn men into postcard type landscapes with meticulous care. And if you've ever tried it, its pretty damn hard. My one and only attempt was something I called my "Ultimate Men's Health" cover. It combined Jason Statham and Ryan Reynold's respective covers with pictures of Chris Evans and Scott Styles (who I wish had been in Men's Health). I think I did okay for a novice: It took forever though, and I soon lost interest. The guy who does this blogs puts me to shame. A few porn guys I recognize: Chris Rockway Dave Angelo Leo Giamani and friend Scott Randsome and Tom Katt from Total Corruption 2 Ted Matthew and some guy from Nude Science Eduardo and Sam Carson Collin O'Neal and Johnny Hazzard from In Bed With Colby Keller and Jeremy Walker from Randy Blue And my personal favorite, a fake Ben Cohen nude It took me a while figure out whose body the handsome footballer was grafted onto. At first I guessed Steve Kelso But it turned out to be Colton Ford Anyway its a fun site. ad:

Jake, Jason & Matt

It's hot, you're lost in the jungle without any water, you think you may die out here so what do you do? Well in the case of this impossibly hot trio, why not fuck away your remaining hours? If these guys are going down, they're going down on each other first. Well-hung muscle hunk Jake Deckard takes the lead in this cum-drippingly good orgy, showing his younger counterparts how it's done. Maybe these guys are already dead, because this sure looks like heaven. CLICK HERE

Box Cover Art, Eduardo

The Cher of gay porn, Eduardo was in everything, for about 10 years. He was often the only high point of the 6 hour long compilations I used to favor before I developed good taste. I loved his dense but short chest hair, his perma tan lines and his aggressive style of fucking. Thickly accented when he spoke at all, Eduardo was nearly 100% top until his return to porn with Titan in 2008 as Eduardo Dubov. Now he's "Vers Top" as they say on Manhunt (mostly bottom). I saw him in person in Provincetown at a bar and I must say he's held up nicely. He has just gotten a large somewhat unfortunate tattoo over his trademark sun on his deltoid, but I suppose he's entitled.

Another clip. Sorry about the clowns.

Military Boys

Fleet week is becoming a distant memory already, and once again I failed to bang a sailor. For some reason they all went to Coyote Ugly rather than The Eagle. Stupid "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy. Anyhow I have military porn to keep me warm. This is just a quick sampling from he archives: Jake Tanner: Some guy with big guns: Pete Kuzak: Logan Reed: Phil Bradley: I know I've seen this Kristen Bjorn movie....anyone remember it or who these guys are? Joey Dino from Drill in the hottest scene ever: Eduardo:

As promised, more Dean Coulter

Dean Coulter had a distinguished, albeit brief, porn career. He was only in about 10 movies with Titan and Raging Stallion, but they were all pretty memorable. He had one of the finest asses ever to be in porn, and the directors knew it. His scene with Chris Steele in Sex Pack 4 is probably my favorite scene of all time, and his scene with Eduardo in Eruption is a close second. The grunts he lets out when Eduardo is working him over on the black sand beach...amazing. For a while he was part of a porn power couple with super hot daddy Mike Roberts...they even did one movie together, Chapters, which I wanted to love but had some direction problems. Anyhow his body of work is available on Nakedsword.