Porno Photoshopping

There a porn blog called "The Man of the Evening" that recently linked to me. I view it as quite a complement, because I'd been thinking about writing about this guy already. His M.O. is that he photoshops porn men into postcard type landscapes with meticulous care. And if you've ever tried it, its pretty damn hard. My one and only attempt was something I called my "Ultimate Men's Health" cover. It combined Jason Statham and Ryan Reynold's respective covers with pictures of Chris Evans and Scott Styles (who I wish had been in Men's Health). I think I did okay for a novice: It took forever though, and I soon lost interest. The guy who does this blogs puts me to shame. A few porn guys I recognize: Chris Rockway Dave Angelo Leo Giamani and friend Scott Randsome and Tom Katt from Total Corruption 2 Ted Matthew and some guy from Nude Science Eduardo and Sam Carson Collin O'Neal and Johnny Hazzard from In Bed With Colby Keller and Jeremy Walker from Randy Blue And my personal favorite, a fake Ben Cohen nude It took me a while figure out whose body the handsome footballer was grafted onto. At first I guessed Steve Kelso But it turned out to be Colton Ford Anyway its a fun site. ad:

Jake, Jason & Matt

It's hot, you're lost in the jungle without any water, you think you may die out here so what do you do? Well in the case of this impossibly hot trio, why not fuck away your remaining hours? If these guys are going down, they're going down on each other first. Well-hung muscle hunk Jake Deckard takes the lead in this cum-drippingly good orgy, showing his younger counterparts how it's done. Maybe these guys are already dead, because this sure looks like heaven. CLICK HERE

Porn Star sighting: Collin O'Neal and Cory Koons

I went to the street party "Folsom East" last week and caught these two pornys hob-nobbing. The blurry aspect of the photo is actually a fairly accurate depiction of how I was viewing the world after about ten beers. Dean Flynn was also there, but I wasn't quick with the camera. He was both taller and less boyish than I would have guessed. Collin O'Neal and Johnny Hazzard from "In Bed With" Dean Flynn Cory Koons and Marc Williams

Porn Scrapbooking, Good Advertising

The following ads are from old editions of the Adam Gay Adult film directory, which is bathroom reading for me. If you haven't checked it out, it is an annual mag that lists hundreds of porn actors and films. Good stuff for an obsessive pornoholic to flip through while on the can. I found this 4 hour Titan film a bit disappointing, mainly because Joey Dino is really only in one memorable sex scene at the end, and its an odd threesome with mock branding. I'm pretty vanilla at my core, so the whole "Fallen Angel" series was a bit much for me. However, he could not look hotter as the blacksmith on the cover. Kudos to the graphic designer. The next is Collin O'Neal in a still from Skuff, which I will admit I've never seen. Hot House is my favorite studio bar none, but they do have a penchant for fisting and out-there shit which I'm just not into. Good advertising though.

Best Porn of the Decade, Part 2

Part 2....... There's a lot to love in this movie: Cop rape with Tony Micelli and Robert Van Damme and Shane Rollins, best blow job ever with Shane and Ty Hudson, and miscellaneous jailhouse molestation. Saying this movie is a masterpiece is misleading, but the last scene was my intro to both Jake Deckard and Tober Brandt. And it's an amazing scene. See my previous post about this classic. More Billy Herrington. *sigh*. There is a scene in this vehicle for Billy that involves his chest getting licked that I feel was personally made for me. Although there are several worthwhile scenes in this movie, Joey Dino and Bo Knight have a stunning scene together which is one of the hottest sex scenes I have ever witnessed. Not only is this my favorite website/past time, but the movie introduced me to Arpad Miklos, for which I am eternally grateful. Blue Blake movies are always iffy, but this one had a lot of decent scenes. Robert Van Damme and Jim Slade have a goodie. Taking Flight was a big budget two parter that contained a lot of hot sex. Collin O'Neal, Jason Adonis, Matthew Rush bottoming...good stuff. The Screw movies had some hot shit in them. What I liked most is they, like almost all Hot House movies these days, didn't bother to insert dialogue or plot into the sex. Perfect fit is primarily on this list for the super hot scene with Todd Maxwell and Hal Rodman, but the whole movie is great. This is a shameless promotion for Colton Ford, which of course makes it awesome. Tag Team was just a shitfest of hot guys. Lots of them. Wrestling then fucking. Hot. The cast of this movie is outstanding. The realization disappointing, solely because it could have been the hottest movie ever. Billy again. but with a supporting cast of my favorite actors. Steve Cassidy and Billy in the last scene were amazing, although I wish Billy had had some more stamina before shooting his odd viscous load (if you have seen Billy's movies you'll know what I mean!) Anyhow thats my list. I almost put "King Size" and "Head Hunters" on the list, but I decided they needed to stand the test of time first...they'll be on the next list methinks.