Porn Scrapbooking, Naked Muscles the New Breed

Another glossy pamphlet from Colt, promoting a movie that should have been amazing. Its not bad, but it just slightly missed the mark on the hotness scale. I've bitched about this before and I'm doomed to say it again. The men in Colt film could not be hotter, the settings are nice, everything is well filmed....I just often find myself cock in lubed-up hand waiting for the good stuff to start. The first scene is Chris Wide and Adam Champ on a sunny lawn, and emphasizes my point well. Despite my love for Adam, Chris Wide needs some porn acting lessons. He's a giant man with a giant cock, but he is mute on film (concealing a big nelly voice maybe?) and fucks like a statue on Haldol. Next are real life Bf's Carlo and Adam in a decent scene. Good but not great. With that amount of eye candy you cant really miss completely. The best scene though is the last one with Carlo and very tanned Tom Chase, who bottoms for (at the time) his second time on film. Its actually a pretty good scene. How funny is his expression in this still though? It's like: "Wait, how'd this giant Italian get in my butt?".

Porn Scrapbooking, Waterbucks 2

Another fine bit of advertising from Colt. I must say that the ad is bit better than the movie. The movie is fine...good even. But it epitomizes a problem with Colt. The men are hot...stunning...and its filmed well with nice locations and lots of money on production. But there is rarely any real heat. It seems every staged. The guys rarely sweat or grunt like I want them to. I still get very excited when the movies come out, but it would be nice if these ultra-hot muscle men actually looked liked they'd be good in bed.

Porn Scrapbooking, Carlo Masi

When Carlo Masi first appeared in Colt promos for the movie "Muscle Up!", I kinda creamed my pants. His muscles, his beard and his chest hair are pretty stereotypically hot for me, but he also has the cutest little red lips, and an adorable italian accent. He's versatile on film and does a lot of scenes with his boyfriend Adam Champ, who is just as hot. My boyfriend commented derisively once that Carlo looked like a neanderthal, but thats just why I like him. He's beast-like in his masculinity. In "Muscle Up", his scene with Mike Dasher has remained a huge favorite of mine through the years. At one point while he fucks Mike from behind, Carlo's skin starts to get bright red and he balls up his fists with a expression of almost rage on his face...he truly does like an animal. So hot. Here are three versions of a somewhat iconic photo of him showing the wonders of photoshop. Edu Boxer and Pierro Sias also have a memorable scene in a pool, some of which is underwater. Click here for a clip of Carlo

Shaved chest travesties

When a man is famous for his hirsute chest, I dont care how many times the trophy wife or husband tries to convince him to wax, he's gotta stick with his branded image. However, even in this chest-hair friendly age, pussies like Jon Bon Jovi and Tim Mcgraw have stared shaving (I blame that hussie Faith Hill for Tim: "TIM can you please button your shirt for the church social? Grams is gonna be there!"....but I digress) Hopefully Tim will come around. I'm particularly mad at Jon Bon because he was a childhood idol of mine (shameful I know.....) and my early leaning towards the bearish type is squarely because of him. I think he must have had it lasered it off or something, 'cause that guy hasn't had chest hair for years. And his music sucks. The lastest disappointment is Colt's Adam Champ, who busted onto he scene a few years ago with a delightfully furry torso and killer smile. Plus he's dating Carlo Masi, which is shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks. By the way all these photo are courtesy of Colt so show 'em some love Here's the champ before the great waxing: And after: I mean he's still okay, but dude...come back to me Adam! If I wanted that boy/man thing I'd go the the White Party.